Occluded's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Penios 5000]

so.

This was lazy. It was a dick joke. Don't get me wrong dick jokes can be funny. Just not this one. It looked like you were kidding after the fact. Like you started out with a very vague idea for a penis joke, and then got distracted while you were putting it together. "...and then the dog should... um ah... do a flip... aw man... It's too hard to flip it all together... I'll just have all the parts flip... yeah, um and.... and a dick joke..."

Stop whispering into the mic.

TexticlesProductions responds:

ok first turn up the volume, next you appearently didn't get the fact that it wasn't meant to flip just fall apart and go back together.

[West Pole TV 1]

Nice

Always cool to see something in the Portal destined for front page.

Regardless of the following critique this was awesome.

I think that the slealthy killing wasn't particularly funny, and tended to hold the piece back. It seemed like you just wanted this character to start killing people.

When you killed the first Russian I thought 'well that's it then' and it was funny. Cause he killed the competition. But it kept going on. Which was (a) too long for the joke and (b) confusing as I beleived there to be only one Russian.

Maybe make the russians look slightly different. And show more than 1 at the start.

Generally the jokes felt a bit overplotted. The spontenaity felt missing. I saw the jokes as a bit obvious.

But, again, this was a great flash. keep up the good work

DeuceNine responds:

thanks for the review. i meant all the soviets to look the same because the stereotype of communism is that the people in the society should be portrayed the same but with different needs (although i dont have much of a knowledge about teh Communist Manifesto)

[Nuggets S4 - Ze Baby]

Hey bitches.

You're in my favorites. Was it the last episode? Anyway. Love the humor. I quote the "do you ever wanna sleep with an ugly person..." monologue all the time.

This episode lacked a bit. I think what was going on with wattz was funny, but what makes these so great is the full cast of characters. Wattz isn't someone you immediatly identify with. He's a character that puts all the others into persective. In short I feel this scene should have been broken up and placed in alternating sections with a scene involving the other characters.

But again. I do think these are great. My biggest complaint? Too long between episodes.

Miggs responds:

Hey, bitch. Thanks for the good words, but I must tell you... this is not an episode. It's a short. Episode 9 is being worked on right now.

[<3 from the GG]

Hey pud

listen here. I voted well on this movie, but this shit pisses me right the hell off.

"Flash by MrKickyourbutt:
- none -"

That is not fucking relevant. Seriously.

1. Your reviewers are your audience. If you are submitting here, you do so - to be judged -. To complain about this process is to complain about having your hand sliced off after voluntarily putting it in a wood chipper.
2. People who have no flashes are allowed to review. You knew that going in. More to the point. They are still your audience. Just because I can't dance doesn't mean I can't tell when other people can't dance.
----sidenote----
Art is largly subjective anyway. What I mean by that is... How can ANYONE qualify who is fit to judge? Since mutual exlusivity is mastubatory a fully inclusive review process is not merely convenient, it's necessary.

3. How do you know your current reviewers flashes didn't get blammed? Still shows up as '-none-'

I work with flash for a living and I come here to see people that are still having fun with it. This self-righteous holier-than-thou 'well what have you done' response has to stop.

and before you can say 'flash by occluded...'
naivemedia"dot"com -underconstruction-
minotstateu"dot"edu"slash"redgreen
both entirely done in flash.

sorry bout the "" no URLS

PlexityMusic responds:

I wouldn't write a bad response towards you because you are just way too smart. That other dude, however, wasn't.

[BAZ shorts Ep 2]

Listen here.

Your reviewers are your audience. So, kid, regardless of flash authorship they have a right to an opinion. Opinions which, because you submitted here for peer review, you are beholding to. Cut the self-righteous bullshit.

These reviews are for you to learn from. If someone has something nasty to say. Be a man and learn something from it. You can of course continue to be a child, and blindly defend lackluster work. I guess it's your prerogative.

The story sucked. Comic timing leaves much to be desired. The music choices fit well with the peice. Epitaph and credits seemed out of place. Looks like lazy thinking.

flashTEK responds:

heh you must be blind, he used abusive language offensive to any flash artist what was it oh yes 'this sucked' and like i always say CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM! so i think i have a right to say that and before you say im self richous you JACKASS think before you speak/type.

[Greenclean]

But...

Nice work and all, but you totally ripped off one-eyed films.

ky.hkkk.fi/~laari/lodger/lodger.html

If anyone wants to see the work this is taking it's style cues from.

Timofee responds:

Main site is lodger.tv, I;ve stuck it on my opening comments now

[the ninja attack]

God what a whinny ...

Shut up. You got a bad review. Boo Hoo. I feel so bad for you having your dreams of being a flash god squashed like that. Shut up. If you make a bad movie I want to vent about how bad it was. If I see It I get to tell anyone what I think about. Suck it up. What do you care? If you're not doing it for the reviews DON'T READ THEM. Why are you making animations? If it's for your own need for approval then it's not your flash that sucks it's you.

Now for the flash review...

Eh... Nothing new. Not horrible just... eh...

anotherrandomguy responds:

you know at first i almost overlooked your review and then i reread what i wrote, i think your absolutley right, i was a bit of a whiner, i promise not to type a comment like that again. thank you for reviewing honestly it atleast